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ugh stop being so amazingly adorkable! im spazzing out right now *_* its like cuteness overload!
haleyjamesarchive: Kind of like an anchor. last season I thought this ship is kind of cute now its like “THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH JUST LET THEM HAVE GAY WEREBABIES!!”
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
So its like 8am and I woke up like 5 minutes ago all calm and relaxed and got on tumblr just to remember that its NOT saturday its Friday and I was supposed to wake up 4 hours ago and go to school. oops. edit: on the bright side my dad got me some
Beer… Do you have anything like that?
I’m so glad april fools is over now, its probably the shittiest idea anyones had and all of the “jokes” made up for it are literally just “HAHA YOU TRUSTED ME XDDDD”
taragrimface: imsopopfly: taragrimface: taragrimface: taragrimface: and now its time for the part of the show where we arent allowed to dislike the new pokemon designs they look like nintendo ran all the worst gen 4 pokemon thru a neural network
i hated this show for a long time, without actually really watching it. and now its like every GIF i see on tumblr makes me wonder why i hated it.
danekez:I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate
whoreos420: GUESS WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT KYOYA TOPS LIKE LITERALLY GUYS KYOYA IS MOMMY FOR A REASON MOMMY DOESN’T FUCK DADDY.
danekez: I was on tumblr before it was sold to Yahoo and let me tell you, the only complaints i ever heard about staff before then was “fix the video player” and “theyre a bunch of silly memes” but NOW its like theyre satan incarnate
lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
oreides: i like how everyone thought rose was gonna be like. small and chubby like amethyst and then its like NAH YALL ROSE IS HUGE SHE TOWERS OVER GREG LIKE IM P SURE THIS ANGLE IS JUST GREG TRYING TO GET HER IN THE PHOTO TOO so she’s like what
askthecrystalgempearl replied to your post: wintersolsticezzz said:Are those … theres hats???? Yea, its like a voting hat That’s what it looks like. Also pictured: how it breaks images, in this case my icon that the hat is supposed
It’s really nice out, its like cool and overcast (ok maybe a lot of folks wouldn’t consider that nice but I like it when its overcast) but not too cold and its slightly windy so there’s nice constant airflow. It’s days like these
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
there’s this huge tree behind our backyard (its like, in the one of the neighbors behind us’ yard), its very leafy and has a lot of little branches. And it shakes a lot when wind passes through it, making soft, sweeping rustling sounds that kind of
Figured I’d put these together, ‘cause I think this effect is pretty neat. I wonder if this is, like, a Pearl/Peridot thing or if any Gem could interface like this.
here is a Fallout 4 tip from me: don’t go into the Massachusetts State House unless you have lots of weapons and ammo (and maybe power armor) and some time on your hands. Don’t be like me and think “oh, it should only take a few minutes to go through
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
I just got some new glasses (new prescription) and now my computer screen looks super weird. Its like… smaller but clearer. This is going to take a bit of getting used to. Like the first time I got glasses
I am so tired right now and my thought right now are like 90% Hilberts ass and how hot it is when he throws a Pokeball, and my fury that he is not on the screen long enough. I need to just go to back to sleep and not go on tumblr the second I wake up.
sovlpunk: fucking hell like tumblr made me much more aware of so many social issues and im glad but also now its like. everything i see its somehow homophobic or transphobic or racist or misogynist or slutshaming or fatshaming and im so angry. im angry
frawgs:being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it
bisyss: Since the game’s going for about three quid on Steam right now, I decided to try the demo for Recettear. It’s quite possibly the cutest game that will ever have a reference to Adam Smith and it’s really fun. Even if I expect poor Recette
polychromaticdragon: when i got into kill la kill it was like omfg look at the animation look at the main character look at the weapons look at how cool this show is now its like o h my g od have you seen the picture of this stupid bara getting blushy
merlinsbearditsthedoctor: itsmikuisa: vinegod: White people by Smosh OK but why is this so relatable? Why are you always smiling like that?? i hate this. im going to think about this everytime i do this now. its like that fucking white people running
Right now, i’m just kinda floating. I’m not feeling bad. I’m just not gonna touch that dark side of my brain right now. Its like i can see it, feel it, but at the same time, im not going near it, its like an alien sludge baby now trapped in
alwaysinfandomhell: ittybittytatertot: professorsparklepants: mud-foot: au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now its like
M: Its like: “Damn bitch, you suck really good F😤, now we join M, for suck our two big cock slut”
kingjaffejoffer: Rihanna did a good job of desexualizing her titties through frequent exposure. Cause the first time I saw them I was like ‘oh shit rihanna’s titties’ and now its like
did some weird shit to my hair tonight but now its nice and soft and smells like coconuts :333
darfin keeps calling me nifrad and its making me do my angry pouty face
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
regigigay: why have i suddenly out of nowhere unfollowed some people.. like i was following about 200 ppl last week now its like 160 wtf im sorry send me an ask and ill follow you back
my fever went down earlier from 100.6 to 100.1 but now its at 100.7, i honestly don’t feel too bad physically other than a bit of body aches but im like really motivated to work on some art but i probably should lay down instead LOL
princessharumi: princessharumi: THIS ALL HAPPENED ON PURPOSE DIDN’T IT WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL I love how 60% of the people reblogging this are like “Nah, it’s just coincidence, he did these upd8s over a year ago remember you guys??”
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
oooh you know what i was thinkinglike at the first of every month for like maybe 3 days i could have a sale on my Redbubble and just lower prices on everything for those daysand i’ll also try to have at least one or two new merch designs up every month
the-place-where: likesdinos: jackmymeat420: corginator: jackmymeat420: drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that fuckin tree right now I’ve
I love the fact that all the Rubies are rough little nuggets with eachother and that its like a common banter between themIt makes it so much sweeter now that we can see how GENTLE our Ruby is when she’s with Sapphire
I’m seeing so much Homestuck screaming on my dash and I’m glad all of you are having fun/probably being extremely emotional right now
When you binge watch 3 seasons of hour long episodes in less than a week and run out and its like No, Bitch, Im noT DONE YET WHERE’S THE REST
crossfadings: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: itsmikuisa: vinegod: White people by Smosh OK but why is this so relatable? Why are you always smiling like that?? i hate this. im going to think about this everytime i do this now. its like that fucking white
i think i liked it better when you didn’t have your follower count on the front page cause it just said I lost one. …iM SORRY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ON ANOTHER BLOG BYE ;u;
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: insidiousmisandry replied… i mean yeah i see them as that way at first but idk??? i imagine yumi growing up to be a pretty sexual being. but yeah i do feel like sachiko would actually be closer to asexual
ive never had a parfait for breakfast ever and today i made one cause my sister wants us to eat healthier foods n shit so yea it tastes good but now i dont know what to do with myself now
you know i never really sat down and listened to the rwby soundtrack and now i am and its like… yooooo
ooooooh, now i know why people say what they say about coconut water
ok so i want u all to know (in case u were confused) that my blog title is “boom clap” NOT JUST BECAUSE i like the song, but its also because i watched a very short monochrome mv that used this song and now i cant find itrip source
transmechanicus:prince-of-sol: cursed-40k-thoughts:Now that’s how you paint a mini i almost passed out while watching this Hive Tyrants have nothing on the psychic scream i’m emitting
